1. Viccek 2. Wow history ---> http://www.wowwiki.com/History_of_Warcraft
A worgen walks into a bar. The bartender says,' why the long face?'" kinda lame, but it got a snicker outta me
What do rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks.
Q:What do you call 30 paladins in Wintergrasp Lake?
A: A Bubble Bath.
What musician do you find in ICC? The Arthas formally known as prince!
How many rogues does it take to kill a Pally? Two, one to make him bubblehearth, and one to wait in the Inn.
How many Paladins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the ladder, another to uphold the light.
Yogg-Saron questions your age - He wonders how uld you are.
What do you call 10 tauren and 1 gnome on a field? Football!
In Soviet Cataclysm, Gamon kills you!
It's so stupid, when I'm on my lock sometimes I try to cast drain life on people but on the nolifers it just returns the message "Invalid Command: Target has no life".
What do you call 5 druids in a pool of water? A HoT tub!
What's the difference between a paladin and a chicken?
None, they both go BoK, BoK, BoK
Why do hardcore raiders smell pretty bad? Because they never wipe!!
Why did the hunter cross the road?
Because he was kiting the chicken!
You know your addicted to WoW when you hit a dog with your car and you go back to loot it.
Why are mages and locks required for EVERY party?
Because mages bring the drinks and locks get you stoned
You know you play too much when...
Your microwave dings and you go, "Grats!".
Your mother is so fat, Chain Lightning hit her twice.
Your mother is so fat, she sat on [The Black Temple] And it turned into [The Sunken Temple]
yo momma so fat she's exalted with McDonald's
So an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "hey, where did you get that thing?" and the parrot says "Durotar, they've got them all over the place.
What do a popular foam toy companies motto and a mage on patch day have in common?
'It's nerf, or nothing'
Yo mom so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her!
A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."
The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
Q: Why don't warriors get their weapons enchanted with Int? A: They don't want their weapons to be smarter than they are
Yo mamas so ugly, I had to use [Track Beasts] to find her.
What do you call a gnome mage? Minibar.
Yo mamas so fat that mages have to grease their portals and conjure cinnamon rolls on the other side to get her through.
Two taurens are standing on a field. The first one says; "MOO!". Then the other immediately replies; "Hey! I was going to say that!".
A hunter and a rogue go into a bar, and they each order a shot of whiskey. The barman brings them over, and without any warning, the hunter grabs both drinks and downs them in one. The rogue turns to the hunter and says, "Hey, my drink! What do you think you're doing?!" The hunter grins and yells, "MULTI-SHOT!"
How much does a shaman charge for his services? Shamanistic Wage
Why are druids usually late to school or work in the morning? it takes awhile to do the awakening ritual
Why do warriors usually fail their drivers test? they can't control their road rage
"A Human Paladin, a Dwarven Warrior and a Night Elf Priest walk into the Goldshire tavern, shortly after all are seated by the bar maid. The Human and the Dwarf both order a tall frosty mug of ale, the priestess a glass of wine and begin to talk about their next dungeon to explore. The bar maid brings out their drinks and to the surprise of the party, each drink has a dead fly floating upright in their drinks. The Priestess looks at the glass in disguist and throws it over her shoulder and storms out of the tavern. The Human casually shrugs, flicks the fly out of his mug, and begins to drink. The dwarf's eyes light up in a furious rage, and he violently plucks the fly from his mug and start squeezing the lifeless bug over the mug while screaming "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT BACK OUT!"
You know you play WoW too much when your girlfriend's pants are a rare drop.
You know you're addicted to WoW when you run with your forehead pushed against the elevator door to be the first one out of the parking garage.
What'd the Human female say to the human male rogue when they woke up in the morning? "If I was you, I'd wanna disappear too."
You know you've been healing too long when you walk past a burning building and refuse to help until they "Stop standing in the fire you fucking noobs!"
You know someone's been tanking too long when their best pickup line is to hold a cut out star over their head and say, "Stack up on me during phase 2."
Two blood elves were walking on a road, and were about to light up some cigarettes. Unfortunately they had no fire with them, then one of the belves noticed a priest nearby. "Let me ask him for fire" he said.
When the belf returned, he was all in paladin armor and everything. His blood elf friend asked him; "What happened?" "I dunno, all I did was asking for some light."
You know you play too much WoW when your girlfriend plugs out the internet cable and screams: HAND OF SALVATION!
Q:How many GMs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:None, they just wait until everyone logs off and send them a mail saying that the issue will be looked at.
GM: Is there anything else I can do for you while I'm still here? Me: A joke would be nice, I guess GM: knock knock! Me: Whos there? *this GM does not currently have a ticket with you*
what do you tell a Gnome with a black eye? - nothing, you already told him twice
During the recent password audit it was found that one Alliance was using the following password: HumanDwarfDraeneiOrcUndeadTaurenGnomeElfStormwind When asked why such a long password, the Alliance said that they were told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital
And as I am from The Maelstrom EU, I remember a guy going nuts in trade, might not be a WoW joke, but someone might get a laugh: "Hey guys I need a favor, I need a girl to talk to me in vent for 5 minutes, long enough for my mom to hear your voice. She keeps *#%#*ing at me to go outside and I bet if she thinks I'm talking to girls on this game she'll leave me alone"
GM: Is there anything else I can do for you while I'm still here? Player: A joke would be nice GM: Your arenarating. Player: -.-
A paladin walks into a bar and sits himself at the bar, next to a warlock.
"Make me some water please?" The lock looks at him and says:" I don't do that, I'm not a mage" . Pally: "Then at least give me something to eat" Warlock: "Again, I'm not a mage!" Pally: "Pff, and here I was, thinking you could do something else besides summoning people..." Warlock grabs a bottle, smashes it and hits the pally with it. The pally falls down unconscious Warlock: "And here I was, thinking you were a tank...."
What do you call it when it rains in Mulgore? A Taurential downpour.
Why did the Mage cross the road?
The machinations and motivations of a Mage are not for your kind to understand. For a feeble mind such as yours to mealy glimpse momentarily a fraction of the inner workings of my intellect would cause untold damage as you try to comprehend the complexity of what lies before you. Perhaps this may be a good idea, as reducing you to a drooling simpleton may act as a warning to others foolish enough too divine the inner workings of my thoughts.
How many mages does it take too change a light bulb?
2. One to change the lightbulb and one to alter the very fabric of the universe to spin the room round to screw it in.
A paladin walks over a street. Across the street he sees two white bunnies sitting in the gras. Suddently he uses his bubble and hearthstone. The first Bunny says to the oter: See, he learned from the last time
My Warlock is so OP, when he souldrains your account gets deleted!
"What's the difference between a trampoline and a Gnome? You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline."
"Raiders of Gnomeregan is recruiting! A gnome-only raiding guild, aiming for 25/10-man heroics. /w for more info or make an application in www.gnomeraiders.org" "Hey, what is woyr raiding schedule?" "Well, we sort of lack healers, but we should be good to go around 7th december"
What's the difference between death knight and a prostitute? none. they're cheap, easy and spread diseases.
Two pallys meet. One asks for a duell the other says: Sorry no, I gotta go to bed in 4 hours.
Two locks meet, both curse.
What screams, bounces up and down at 100% speed, and paints the walls red all at the same time?
The gnome chained to the back of my Mechano-Hog.
Why does a DK go AFK? They are going to BK(Burger King).
